This chick for President.

Sure, it will require a Constitutional Amendment allowing her to serve, but she certainly knows how to deal with a-holes. What would she do to bin Laden?

Two weeks ago Steve Williams became so fed up with his daughter's messy
bedroom that he built a website featuring pictures of his slothful offspring's
lair in an attempt to shame her into action.

But the public humiliation proved a short-lived victory. While it did
spur his daughter, Claire, into tidying up her room, it also whet her appetite
for revenge. With the help of her father's friends, the 20-year-old business
student has now set up a rival website that displays photos of him in a variety
of compromising situations.

"All my friends feel sorry for Claire so they're ganging up on me,"
said Mr Williams, of Whitehaven, Cumbria. "They've managed to dig out photos of
me drunk and dancing round with a handbag at a party, and also put pictures of
my garage on to show it's not just Claire who's untidy.

"The boot's on the other foot now, but I suppose I deserve it."