What the hell kind of headline is that?

Leave it to the New York Scaly Douche to come up with:

Weld done campaign

Like Lisa Simpson said when she saw a sign that read "Yahoo Serious Festival," "I know those are words, but together they don't make any sense."

Yeah, yeah, I know it's a [poor attempt at a] pun, but c'mon, Douchies, it looks like second-grade ebonics.