Get Ticketmaster on speed dial!

Book your tickets now for the viewing of Suri Cruise's poop!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in
public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a
bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast
from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla
Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for
charity.

Even being the ardent (some would say pathological) Libertarian that I am; I'm having trouble being nonjudgemental on this one.

Who's a more sick, twisted freak, people who bronze and sell their children's poop, or people who want to look at it and buy it at auction?