Either John Kerry can't count or . . .

. . . the Swift Boat Vets have one collective rear-end between them all.

From this article:

“I’m prepared to kick their ass [sic] from one end of America to the other,” he declares.

It seems that even Ivy League education cannot cure the pathologically stupid. I wonder if he rode the "special bus" to Yale.

Good thing he married into money or we'd have another lifelong member of the welfare class.

[H/T 2 Drudge.]