I haven't abandoned you, my minions.

Goodness, but it must seem like a long time since I've posted.

I actually *did* put up a couple of posts Wednesday. One dealt with Katie Couric's first administration of a Colonoscopy of News over on the See B.S. Network. The other observed that Suri Cruise looks remarkably like Derek Zoolander and suggested Tom get a paternity test.

But apparently Blogger did what Blogger sometimes does and kidnapped them.

They usually float around out there in the ether for a while before being regurgitated and appearing on the blog.

Maybe that'll happen.