Is that a trailer down your pants, Sandy, or are you just happy to see me?

Former Clinton national security advisor Sandy Berger didn't just "accidentally" walk out with classified documents, as he claimed at first.

He stole them by stuffing them down his pants.

And then he hid them under a trailer.

Someone tell me WHY this treasonous piece of syphlilitic monkey ejacula isn't in federal prison.

Or six feet under after being executed for espionage.

[H/T 2 memeorandum.]