Straight people are perverts...

. . . but then again, so are gay people who want to diddle Smurfs.

It seems a Queens man has been arrested for selling costumes of popular
cartoon characters to be used for kinky bedroom fun.

The article should have stopped there, but the NY Press could not help but be aghast that privacy protections AND intellectual property protections should both be honored:

But wait, it’s not the uneasy mix of animation and beastiality (called “furry porn”) that’s illegal—it’s that the costumes are shoddy knock offs of the real thing.