Why Wisconsin Sucks Ass, installment one.

1. It thinks the elderly aren't paying high enough prices for fuel.

MERRILL, Wis. (AP) -- A service station that offered discounted gas to the
elderly and people supporting youth sports has been ordered by the state to
raise its prices.

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Bhandari says he got a letter from the state auditor last month saying the
state would sue him if he did not raise his prices. The state could penalize him
for each discounted gallon he sold, with the fine determined by a judge.