Wisconsin: A[rchery] is not A[rchery].

No archery allowed in Archery Park.

In one ear and out da uder, doncha know?*

Mr. Hanna has totally ignored all the Why Wisconsin Sucks posts here and is off to the frozen Hinterlands.

Don't say I dinna warn ye, Mister Hanna.

Say Hi to Fonzie for me.

* - Yes, I know that post title is more reminiscent of Minnesotans, but I defy you to show me any substantial difference between citizens of the two states.

Why Wisconsin Sucks, 8/16/07 edition.

They rob nuns there.

Why Wisconsin Sucks, 8/9/07 edition.

If you go there, a diaper-wearing monkey will bite you.

Why Wisconsin Sucks.

They rob kids' lemonade stands there.

Why Wisconsin Sucks, 6-28-07 edition.

They stomp fish there.

Why Wisconsin Sucks, 6-15-97 edition.

Their doctors are undisciplined.

Why Wisconsin Sucks, 06-09-07 edition.

They store their barnyard animals in wells.

Why Wisconsin Sucks, Part 5.

Commies!

Why Wisconsin Sucks, Part 4.

On this one, I don't even have to add any commentary. This sentence pretty much speaks for itself:

BELOIT, Wis. (AP) - A man ran his truck through the wall of a liquor store after his prosthetic leg became jammed between the accelerator and brake pedal.

Why Wisconsin sucks ass, part 2.

Their cattle just aren't right.



[H/T 2 oddnews.org]

Why Wisconsin sucks ass, installment two.

They deep-fry testicles there.

If you enjoy having unfried testicles, stay far, far away.

Why Wisconsin Sucks Ass, installment one.

1. It thinks the elderly aren't paying high enough prices for fuel.

MERRILL, Wis. (AP) -- A service station that offered discounted gas to the
elderly and people supporting youth sports has been ordered by the state to
raise its prices.

. . .

Bhandari says he got a letter from the state auditor last month saying the
state would sue him if he did not raise his prices. The state could penalize him
for each discounted gallon he sold, with the fine determined by a judge.