Big Brother is whacking off.

Feds plan database containing every porn star in America.

Tell me something.

How does keeping tabs on Frank Martini's little side job help the children?

And are they going to chase down and identify every peckershot on the Internet?

And how does one sign up to be the Official Government Porn Looker-Atter?

[H/T 2 Kippy. (He LOVES it when I call him 'Kippy.')]