I bet his va-jay-jay's sore.

‘Father of aerobics’ gives birth to town.

Now what the hell kind of headline is that? Is the New York Times News Service hiring people straight out of the Missouri State University Journalism Department (which, by the way, produces headline writers that think that art can feel)?

A whole town? Does that include the buildings and infrastructure, or just the population?

Either way, I bet his va-jay-jay's all stretched out and droopy.

UPDATE: See also, the tale of a family being horrified about the impending death of a swallowed toy.