Proof decision-by-committee is just stupid.
Hey ASU mascot selection committee retards, how, exactly, does one draw an "Express"?
Hack the Sun poll with stupid choices (not like you have any choice but to anyway) here.
You'd think someone along the line could have come up with "Scorpions," considering how many of the little monsters scurry about all over the area.
But no. We have retarded possibilities like the ASU A's.
And in the history of mankind, has a mallard EVER inspired ANYONE on to victory? Did Braveheart have a mallard sidekick we don't know about?
Fucking retarded, that's what it is. Just absolutely fucking retarded.