Simple Chronic Hiatus.
Gonna be out of pocket at least until Saturday, so don't send search parties out looking for me.
(Not like you WOULD! At least you didn't that time Rudy Huxtable, Spiro Agnew, Mister Rogers, and Zbigniew Brzezinski tried to harvest my organs for sale on the black market.)
Don't know how I'm gonna manage my football picks over on BadSports this week, but I'll find a way.