So I'm in the Dollar General trying to get to the paper towels . . .

. . . and a dumbass bitch has left her cart in the way, blocking the aisle I need to get down, while she wanders all over the goddam store picking out what she's there for.

Such assholedness must not go unpunished.

I waited quietly by her cart until she approached with her arms full of things.

Then I dropped a big, meaty air biscuit right where she'd be standing to get her cart.

I win. Payback's a bitch, but so was she, so I had no choice but to make sure her uppance did come.