Red Bull vs. Pimp Juice

How do Red Bull and Pimp Juice compare?

Cost: The same. Both are too damn expensive.

Flavor: Pimp Juice tastes like liquid apple candy. Red Bull is sort of grapefruity. Pimp Juice wins.

Buzz factor: With Pimp Juice, not a damn thing. With Red Bull, fuzzy spiders crawl on the inside of my forehead.

Diet-friendly?: Red Bull comes in a sugar-free version. From what I gather, Pimp Juice doesn't.

Availability: Red Bull can be found anywhere store owners follow trends. So far, I've only seen Pimp Juice at the Ray Noble Liquor Store.

Overall winner: Red Bull.