Don't y'all think this acronym bit has done got out of hand?

PIRATE Act. ART Act.

My, aren't we clever?

How about a change to the PIRATE Act, calling it the Artists' Synchronization Service-Protecting Intellectual Property Rights Against Theft and Expropriation Act. Or, the ASS-PIRATE Act, for short.

And, oh yeah -- criminal cases require, and shoud require, the criminal standard of proof, not the civil one.

DUH!