The problem, you see...

... isn't that the wheels of bureaucracy turn slowly.

The problem is that clocks measure the torpid pace.

The Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles' solution?

Hide the clocks.

What's next? Putting up screens around the road crews so that no one can see that "Men at Work" means "Four Men Leaning On Shovels Watching One Man Work"?

[Hat tip to Kippy. He probably hates that I call him Kippy. That's probably why I do it.]