And you wonder why I don't have a Prince Albert?

Boy, 17, dies after getting lip pierced.

Actually, I'm allergic to piercings. Even the hypoallergenic ones burn a little bit and cause redness.

Had an earring for awhile, but it was constantly irritated. So I let it close.

It was in my left ear, for you earring-curious types. But don't jump to any conclusions...