From our Life Is Funny Department . . .

Parents take kids to see "Chicken Little," see something else entirely.

Adults and kids expecting to watch Disney's G-rated animated flick at the AMC Empire 25 theater on 42nd St. were instead presented with a foreign film that opened with a young man committing suicide.

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Terrified children didn't know what to do as they watched a young boy hang himself from a tree at the 8:45 p.m. screening.

ROFLMAO.

Should we tell them that it was Santa Claus?