1836 men on the field.

In real football, anything over 11 will get you a penalty.

But 1836?

Yeah, you heard right. The Houston 1836. Not 1836'ers. 1836.

Jesus.

Even I could come up with a better franchise name, in an old league on Front Page Sports fbpro96 -- the Houston Solution.

Ronnie Milsap could sing the national anthem, and perform at halftime. Or, wait, would that be 'thirdtime'? Or is that hockey?

1836.

The Houston 1836.

Jesus.

I need to go lie down. It makes my head hurt.

Jesus.


[Hat tip to Anne of BlogHOUSTON and PTI.]