Chef to Matt and Trey: I wish I knew how to quit you.

Maybe Chef didn't quit South Park because of their anti-Scientologist episode, after all.

Maybe Scientology quit the show for him.

Did he have a stroke or not? And what's with this "Return of Chef" nonsense, and is it related to the yanking of the Scientology episode?

Could it be one big "Who Is Cartman's Father?" type gag? If so, it certainly seems as tone-deaf to the audience's opinion as that one was.