Every year at Easter, Resurrection Mary travels the globe, collecting the souls of babies aborted in the previous year and placing them in her basket. She replaces them with eggs. Christian baby souls get replaced with real eggs; the rest get plastic.

When she has collected all the souls of aborted babies, she takes them to Carybdis, the gigantic black hole at the center of our galaxy, where she dumps them in and they are emulsified into soul pulp, which can be used as either bunny food or fertilizer for Christmas trees.