Why Ted Kennedy will never get prostate cancer.

It's old news that masturbation can help prevent prostate cancer.

But we have an update: For double protection, drink 17 beers while you're doing it!

“Beer is the major dietary source of xanthohumol, but the average content
of xanthohumol in beer may not be high enough to produce a significant
inhibitory effect on benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH) in humans,” wrote lead
author Emily Colgate.

Indeed, lead researcher Emily Ho said that a person would have to drink
more than 17 beers to consume the same amount found effective in the
study.

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