Heterosexuals suck.

No, literally.

From our Straight People Are Perverts desk:

A 27-year-old woman told police that on July 11 Colella asked to kiss her
feet. She turned him down but said she relented when he repeatedly insisted, and
he began kissing her foot and then sucked on a toe.

She pulled her foot away and the man asked her reaction, to which she
replied she was freaked out.

Freaks.

[H/T 2 BuzzPage.]