Cold cuts.

Frosty The Snowman brutally stabbed.

I'm wondering if we're getting the whole story here.

For instance, does Frosty's owner have one of those yards lit up bright enough to land an airplane, and does he leave it on all night so that his neighbors can't sleep due to the light shining through their curtains?

If so, we'll never find out.

Because the media has decided that the image of a ruthless attacker stabbing an innocent snowman is a better story.

[H/T 2 Drudge.]