Now that's not suspicious AT ALL, is it?

Molestation charges against former FBI agent dropped after "the sudden and unexpected death" of the alleged victim.

I find it a little odd that no cause of death was reported.

There's a punchline in there somewhere about the victim being whacked, then being whacked, but I can't finetune it.

[H/T 2 TruNews via the shortwave last night.]