Should 'rash' and 'toilet paper' be in the same sentence?

Only if you're talking about marinij.com noticing, as I have, the rash of toilet paper/poop stories in the news (and, as a result, here on this blog) lately.

They even inform me that toilet paper is the new prison smokes:

In the prison in Hutchinson, Kan., economics are responsible for the latest injustice being set forth on an assortment of incarcerated ne'er-do-wells. The prison decided it could save up to $600 per month by cutting the allocation of toilet paper from five to four rolls. As a result, toilet paper has become a valuable commodity among the inmates and is now being used as a means of dealing or trading. So, a conversation in the exercise yard these days could go something like this: "Hey Rocco, I can supply you with a carton of Lucky's and a shiv but it'll cost you two rolls of Charmin and a bar of Oil of Olay."