Sorry, minions.

No blogging today.

My allergies have been worse than normal this year, and have been thoroughly kicking my ass the past two and a half days.

My nose is running like Jesse Jackson, Ross Perot, and Ralph Nader run for President, by which I mean constantly.

And the pressure in my head feels like a pretty bad hangover. Surely the one homemade wine cooler (half wine; half Vault Zero) I had several weeks ago isn't finally catching up with me.

Damn pollen-spewing vegetation. We should abolish it.