If you are a U.S. politician, do NOT read this.

I don't want our elected officials to get any ideas about "pondering the meaning of 'fish'?"

When is a fish not a fish? When it is a giant killer reptile with four legs and sharp teeth.

Politicians in Australia have been pondering the meaning of "fish" and have
passed new laws making it clear crocodiles should be fish too.

If a shark is not a fish, then there is NO WAY IN HELL that a crocodile is a fish!

Don't be surprised if the US government now funds a study to determine the actual fishiness of crocodiles.

No word yet on when they plan to take up the abolition of gravity.