Sandy "Stickypants" Berger gets his panties in a wad.

Apparently, he's upset that ABC didn't let him shove the final draft of the script down his pants.

And he's apparently unaware that dramas aren't real. I wonder how many calls he's placed to ABC demanding that someone send rescuers to get those plane crash survivors off that island.

Oh, wait. This is the Clinton Administration we're talking about. To them, there IS no difference between fantasy and reality, between perception and actuality, and between desire and truth.