That would be like Alan Greenspan railing against religion and atheism.

El Popo anti-Marxism, anti-capitalism.

Um, your El Popo-ness, sir? What else is there?

Is he also against existence and nothingness?

Against childhood and adulthood?

Against salvation and damnation?

Pick a side, El Popo. People who sit on the fence are liable to get a picket up their ass.

[H/T 2 Drudge.]