Expect a press release from Pat Robertson any moment now . . .

. . . citing this as proof that God hates children.

An inflatable toy castle on Maili Beach Park in Honolulu was blown into the
air and then into the Pacific Ocean after the eight spikes anchoring it gave way
to strong winds on Saturday, with two children still playing inside.

Although 5-year-old Jonah Hernandez fell out before the castle entered the
water, 2-year-old Inez Hatori was still inside and had to be rescued.