Expect a press release from Pat Robertson any moment now . . .

. . . citing this as proof that God hates children.

An inflatable toy castle on Maili Beach Park in Honolulu was blown into the
air and then into the Pacific Ocean after the eight spikes anchoring it gave way
to strong winds on Saturday, with two children still playing inside.

Although 5-year-old Jonah Hernandez fell out before the castle entered the
water, 2-year-old Inez Hatori was still inside and had to be rescued.

Creationists unable to differentiate between an actor's role and his real life.

The actor, Eric Linden, [whose role is the Biblical Adam] owns a graphic
Web site called Bedroom Acrobat, where he has been pictured, smiling alongside a
drag queen, in a T-shirt brandishing the site's sexually suggestive logo. The
Web site, which has a network of members, allows users to post explicit stories
and photos.

He also sells clothing for SFX International, whose initials appear on
clothing to spell "SEX" from afar. It promotes "free love,""pleasure" and
"thrillz."

Maybe it WAS Adam & Steve after all!

[H/T 2 memeorandum.]