Pop-quiz time.

This one's multiple-choice.

Q: Which of the following stories from yesterday's news merited only a late-afternoon crawl on the CNN ticker at the bottom of the screen, while the others were SO important that they got full-blown stories repeated again and again?

A. Anna Nicole Smith still being dead.
B. John Amaechi still being gay.
C. There was a bear up a tree! And it startled a woman!
D. Terrorist attack on a US army base in Japan.