Something else for R to put on his calendar.

R writes lots of amusing things on his calendar, in between stalking ex-girlfriends and printing out articles from sexinchrist.com. See "Fisting and God's Will" especially, which cautions us

"[B]ecause of the intense nature of the act of fisting and the degree of
surrender and submission involved in being fisted, a couple should first look
deeply into their own hearts and pray for guidance as to whether it is wise for
the wife to fist the husband. "

I must remind him that a week from today is Guy Fawkes Day.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.