Alien Dogfight?

Dozens report witnessing military aircraft engaging UFO over Texas.

"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said local business owner and pilot Steve Allen. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."

Allen described the UFO as being a mile long, a half-mile wide, with several bright lights and eerily quiet. That matches accounts by other residents, some of whom add it was being trailed by fighter aircraft.

UPDATE: NBC5i has (not great) video.

Coverup.

Dude has green blood.

The Temporal Integrity Commission scrambles to find an explanation and insists that he's really NOT a Vulcan violating the Temporal Prime Directive by being here on Earth long before First Contact.

Tests showed he had taken too many of a headache pill called
sumatriptan.

He was diagnosed a rare condition in which sulphur from the sumatriptan
combined with the blood's haemoglobin to change its colour.

Yeah, right. So why does the article ignore entirely the question of whether or not he has pointy ears and meticulously plucked eyebrows?