Two Princess Points* . . .

. . . to the first minion who identifies what's wrong with this yard sale ad that came out in the local paper last Wednesday.

* - Princess points may be redeemed at your local DMV office at the following exchange rates for the following prizes.

10 Princess points -- Blank stare.

50 Princess points -- Blank, uncomprehending stare.

100 Princess points -- Blank, uncomprehending stare with mouth open.

500 Princess points -- Blank, uncomprehending stare with mouth open and an "Uhhhhhh....."

1000 Princess points -- The calling of security to remove you from the premises.

If they hold a contest . . .

. . . to determine the new ASU mascot, one princess point to each of my minions that nominates "Giant Douche" or "Turd Sandwich".

And why do the Ragin' Cajuns get to keep THEIR name? Shouldn't they be the University of Louisiana at Lafayette Individuals of Unnoticed Ethnic Heritage?

No princess points for you!

In fact, I may penalize you all by taking away one princess point from each of you.

Not one of my minions could correctly identify this.

None even tried.

It is clearly the back of Zumbah's head.

Five princess points . . .

. . . to the first reader to correctly identify what this is:

Here's a hint: When fathers first show it to their children, they often cry in terror.

Another hint: This particular one is proudly displayed in my living room for God and everyone to see.

6-19-07 UPDATE: Apparently, my minions need another hint -- this particular one is battery-powered, but they also come in non-battery-powered versions.