Suppose Brad Pitt's dead. Does it matter?

Desissified reads this article and wonders how dead Brad Pitt is.

I suppose that if true (which I doubt -- no mention in Google News) it would matter only because it would cause casting problems for the Atlas Shrugged movie. And it would free up Angelina for some opportunistic young man. And I suppose there wouldn't be any good gay vampire movie sequels.

I'm gonna leave the article in an open window when I leave the library, though. Just to cause the others to get all tizzified.

UPDATE: Considering that when you roll over the "home" tab on that site, the link displayed is for "fakeawish.com," the story might . . . just MIGHT . . . be a hoax. Ya think?

Is this the part where . . .

. . . Atlas Shrugged fans get their hopes dashed about a possible movie . . . AGAIN?

Caught a few seconds of the Rush Limbaugh show yesterday.

Note to Roger Hedgecock:

Yes, Ron Paul has for a long time found himself outside "the mainstream."

As did Christopher Columbus.

And Jesus.

And all the heroes of Atlas Shrugged.

Just because it's the mainstream doesn't mean it can't be wrong.