What's the sputum, Kenneth?

Couric's a sputophobe.

Katie Couric admitted to slapping a staff member for using the word "sputum" in June, an article in New York magazine reports.
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The word sputum, which refers to coughed up substances such as mucus or phlegm, was banned from further broadcasts.

Is it too late to bring back Bob?

Seen on CBSNews.com today . . .

. . . and, I suspect, many, many previous days:

WTF is "Opinion News?"

News is by definition, not opinion. And opinion is not news.

I hope they don't start coloring their pictures BlackWhite. And that ManWoman in the anchor chair really needs to update HisHer Business Suit Evening Gown!

This is the crowd, we must remember, that believes Bush is a Stupid Evil Genius.

GoodBad job, Dipshit Einsteins!

P.S. WTF is the deal with "Products No One Wants To Buy?" Really, no one? How do they know this? Did they interview every single person on the planet?