California: A is not A.

California Board of Equalization (now THERE's a concept straight out of Atlas Shrugged!):

War is Peace.

Freedom is Slavery.

Zima is hard liquor.

A is not A.

Or, in the case of Florida, permanent is not permanent.

In April, Florida paved the way to restore the vote to potentially hundreds of thousands of people who have completed their felony terms and previously were barred permanently from voting.

Words mean things. They have objective meanings.

But not in Florida.

[H/T 2 Mr. Hanna @ Tom Rants.]

From our "Apparently the headline writer is Corky from 'Life Goes On'" Bureau . . .

. . . let's take a look at this headline:

Sex toys ruled unconstitutional

Now let's take a look inside the story (emphasis mine):

A federal appeals court has ruled the state's ban on sex toys is constitutional.

You'd think that anyone in the journalism field would realize that words have meanings.

Seen on CBSNews.com today . . .

. . . and, I suspect, many, many previous days:

WTF is "Opinion News?"

News is by definition, not opinion. And opinion is not news.

I hope they don't start coloring their pictures BlackWhite. And that ManWoman in the anchor chair really needs to update HisHer Business Suit Evening Gown!

This is the crowd, we must remember, that believes Bush is a Stupid Evil Genius.

GoodBad job, Dipshit Einsteins!

P.S. WTF is the deal with "Products No One Wants To Buy?" Really, no one? How do they know this? Did they interview every single person on the planet?