Gummint Cheese Prequel: 10/31/1976

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As opposed to s**kers of Big Brother's c**k such as Lou Dobbs.

Now HERE's a piece of objective journalism for you:

You know, the idiotic libertarians are slinking around in the dark here. This is a job for our government. Get used to it. There is a role for it and it is to protect the American people.

Can we sue CNN for false advertising, in that it claims to be the Cable NEWS Network and not the Big Government Promotion Network?

Libertarians fully recognize that there is a place for the government in holding Mattel (and by extension, China) accountable for Leadgate. And that place is in the courts, not in anti-freedom protectionist practices.

Lou Dobbs is the first nominee for the September '07 Douchebag of the Month award.

Remember 1988? Michael van der Galien doesn't.

Straight from our "No Shit, Sherlock!" desk comes this helpful suggestion to Ron Paul from The Moderate Voice:

The problem is that Paul will not be able to get on many tickets if he leaves the GOP now. The only possible solution would be to join forces with Unity08. However, it seems to me that Paul and Unity08 will not exactly be a perfect fit. The reason: Paul is too libertarian for U8. If he would join a party, he would be best at home in the Libertarian Party (which is actually quite a good party).

Gee, ya THINK?