Senator Ratchet Endorses Obama.

Song of the Day: The Obama Song.

This used to be the Bill Clinton Song. Now it has been passed on to a new generation.

John Kerry is an opportunistic oaf.

Let's see. John Edwards was good enough to be your vice president, but he's not good enough to be President. What happened? Was there a big bitchfight?



So, okay, you can't support your ex-bf, Senator.

So how about a fellow Massachusetts flip-flopper such as Mitt Romney?

Nope.

Looks like that one chick's not the only one who's got a crush on Obama.

The elitist sneer never truly leaves Kerry's face. He thinks we commonfolk are too stupid to see this for the tactic that it is, when it's as transparent as the crocodile tears running down Hillary's face. Kerry has joined People For What (He Thinks) Is About To Happen, and he's angling for the V.P. slot.

Not gonna work. Even if Obama gets the nomination, he's too smart to partner with one of the apple trees from the Wizard of Oz.



ASIDE: Why does the apple tree talk like Sling Blade?

New Hampshire Notes.

1. Any state that prefers a big-government neosocialist and a big-government pseudoconservative ought to have a restraining order issued against them, barring them from using the slogan "Live Free Or Die." I do believe in truth in advertising, after all.

2. When will men finally get a clue and stop rewarding women for turning on the waterworks whenever they're losing? It is a ploy, a strategy, a manipulation. Crying doesn't make you right. It just makes you wet.

3. Proof yet again that polls are useless.

4. How many of the "independents" that voted for Hillary are really Republicans who would rather not face Obama in the fall?

5. Damn that Obama guy can preach! Jesse and Nannny Huckabee and Reverend Al should take lessons from him.

6. Ron Paul's still got twice as many delegates as Rudy.

7. What was the point of that whole Free State Project thing again?

8. There's something about Romney. The next time you see him, ask yourself -- doesn't his body language and cadence bring to mind how a space alien would act if he was trying to impersonate a human being?

Observation.

If she can't handle Obama, B-Rich, and Koos-Koos, how does she expect to handle al-Qaeda?

[H/T 2 Drudgeypoo.]

The company you keep.

Obama sticks with religious zealot who has declared "war" on gay people.

Ten to one that doesn't make it on The Situation Room.

[H/T 2 memeorandum.]

Return of Joycelyn.

Obama wants to talk dirty to your kindergarteners.

Let me guess. His pick for Surgeon General will be Joycelyn Elders, who was fond of wearing a military-type uniform complete with medals and insisted that children must be taught about masturbation.

Like they're never gonna figure that one out on their own.

[H/T 2 memeorandum.]

Nope, no agenda THERE, is there?

Sweetness & Light points out that to Big Media, Romney's polygamous ancestors are news, while Obama's polygamous father is not.

[H/T 2 memeorandum.]