Why Minnesota Rocks, 8/16/07 edition.

Where else can you find articles with titles that begin with the words "Tubby's Gophers"?

Well, Mommy TOLD him not to eat with his FINGERS!

Another reason Minnesota rocks (Note the 'Twins' shirt) is that it provides us with pictures like this!

[H/T 2 Free Market Fairy Tales.]

Why Minnesota Rocks, 8/9/07 edition.

Esera Tuaolo's back on the market!!!

Why Minnesota Rocks.

Their men can kick a shark's ass.

Miller was looking for turtles when he came face to face with the shark. It bit into his leg; Miller punched the shark twice on its side near a fin. The shark let go and swam away, according to Miller's wife, Lisa.

Note that he didn't wait for the government to rescue him. He rescued himself.