Why Minnesota Rocks, 8/9/07 edition.

Esera Tuaolo's back on the market!!!

Do they come in a men's XXXL?

... 'cuz I have a feeling that once the bear community finds out about this, supplies will be exhausted quickly.

"Bond with your furry companion . . ." heh heh heh.

Looks like I needn't have worried.

After seeing this, I can be confident that my doll action figure collection is not faggy enough to get my bear card rescinded.

Sometimes I wish my interests had an OFF switch.

This, my friends, . . .

... started with the middle one on the middle row. It was so creepy-looking I *had* to get it.

But I couldn't stop at one, no no. That would be too easy.

Now I have a full-fledged doll collection.

Maybe I *am* a twink.

At least they're all creepy looking, in their own way.

Maybe it would help if I called them "action figures." Or hung fishing tackle on them.

Or doused them with Pennzoil.

They're gonna take my bear credentials away. I just know it.

FurTV 6-28-07.

7-8 PM
Pirate Master, CBS. Two words -- Louie Louie.

8-9 PM
American Chopper repeat, TLC. You just know that at any given moment, at least two of the Paul Sr./Paul Jr./Vinnie trio want to kiss each other.

9-10 PM
Deadliest Catch, Discovery Channel. Burly, bearded men cooped up on a boat together catch crabs. What else could you want?

Gummint Cheese: Weekend Excursion.

Click pic to largen it.

Didn't Brush Creek Media put that out?

Andrew Sullivan On Ron Paul.

I think it came out right after "Bear Sex Party."