Theory vs. Reality.

Saturday I made a batch of cornbread using Jiffy corn muffin mix.

It tasted okay, but mostly it tasted like a corn dog without the weiner.

So, yesterday, I had a brilliant idea. Get some little smokies and another box of mix, mix them together, and make Corn Dog Bread.

When I took it out of the oven and turned it over onto a plate, it came all apart.

It was the most unappetizing-looking thing that has ever been seen since that scene in Pink Flamingos.

And, like Divine, I ate it anyway.

It actually tasted pretty good. But having to eat it with a spoon ruined the whole effect I was going for.