Gee, I wonder why.
Note to Carrie Underwood:
Maybe he wouldn't have cheated on you if you weren't a psycho nihilist vandal who does things like this:
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires.
Tell me; does vandalizing his car solve the problem? Does it somehow make him NOT have cheated? Do you honestly think he's going to be faithful to you, after you do stuff like this?
Look in the mirror, Carrie. Maybe the problem lies not with him or her, but with you.
Labels: bad metaphysics, Carrie Underwood, nihilist, pro-vandalism nutjobs, psycho