Quote of the Day.

He determined it was a bear because of all the bear hair inside.

Today's quote of the day . . .

. . . is a sad comment on our times.

Iowans planning to eat pumpkins can still get a tax exemption if they fill
out a form.

Quote of the day.

This one sounds like something that would come out of the mouth of one of the looters in Atlas Shrugged:

"Various things fall off airplanes from time to time."

Oh, well. It's just one of those things that happens. Nobody can do anything about it. Why ask questions nobody can answer? Who is John Galt?

Quote of the Day.

"Fag butts are everywhere."

From Matt J . . .

. . . in the comments of this Reason post on how teens rebel against being what to do (like that's news!) comes today's Quote of the Day:

The Truth ads are so douchey they made me start smoking again.

I agree. Let's all get together and do a class-action suit against them.

[H/T 2 libertarian.zebby.org]