No taxation without defecation.

God, I hope Congress doesn't watch WZZM13.

Because I don't think any of them have thought of a poop tax yet and I don't want them getting any ideas.

"I think the 435 that turned out didn't like the poop tax," Hubka said . . .

ASIDE: Speaking of poop . . . Ewwww!

Today's quote of the day . . .

. . . is a sad comment on our times.

Iowans planning to eat pumpkins can still get a tax exemption if they fill
out a form.

California: A is not A.

California Board of Equalization (now THERE's a concept straight out of Atlas Shrugged!):

War is Peace.

Freedom is Slavery.

Zima is hard liquor.

Ark. gov. Beebe: You're not being taxed enough.

Q: How do you raise taxes without raising taxes?

A: By sending out misleading "notices."

SPRINGDALE -- City residents will be receiving an ad valorem tax notice from the city next week, but it's a volunteer tax.

The notices ask Springdale residents to pay voluntary taxes to support the fire department and the Springdale library.

Note to Springdale: if they're voluntary, they're not taxes. Even if you try to deceive taxpayers into thinking they have to pay them.