Christmas is 22 days away.

What do you get the Gay Goth Who Has Everything?

Answer here.

Do they come in a men's XXXL?

... 'cuz I have a feeling that once the bear community finds out about this, supplies will be exhausted quickly.

"Bond with your furry companion . . ." heh heh heh.

Facebook: We are the arbiter of legitimacy.

And we declare gay to be less legitimate than Hitler:

It would seem that Myspace is no longer the social networking flavour of the month – that torch has now been passed to Facebook. But already there’s controversy – no, no suicide pacts just yet, but new members to Facebook can have the surname Hitler, but not the surname Gay.

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According to the Sydney Morning Herald, the error was discovered when New Zealand woman Rowena Gay tried to sign up to the site and was rejected. “Please enter a legitimate surname,” it said.

Looks like I needn't have worried.

After seeing this, I can be confident that my doll action figure collection is not faggy enough to get my bear card rescinded.

Sometimes I wish my interests had an OFF switch.

This, my friends, . . .

... started with the middle one on the middle row. It was so creepy-looking I *had* to get it.

But I couldn't stop at one, no no. That would be too easy.

Now I have a full-fledged doll collection.

Maybe I *am* a twink.

At least they're all creepy looking, in their own way.

Maybe it would help if I called them "action figures." Or hung fishing tackle on them.

Or doused them with Pennzoil.

They're gonna take my bear credentials away. I just know it.

Gay Hulk Family, 7-3-07.

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GAY HULK FAMILY, 6-28-07.

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comic

Merry Christmas, Phillip!

Gummint Cheese: Weekend Excursion.

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