The most alarming thing . . .

. . . about this article on Britain approving Dr. Moreau-style humanimal hybrids is not the Dr. Moreau-style humanimal hybrids, no no.

The most alarming thing comes in the last four words of the opening sentence.

Plans to allow British scientists to create human-animal embryos are expected to be approved tomorrow by the government's fertility regulator.

The government's fertility regulator.

The government's fertility regulator.

The government's fertility regulator.

Think about that a moment.

Now, on to the Dr. Moreau-style humanimal hybrids.

I've always wanted a Wolfhuahua.

But I don't think a Wolfhuaman would be a good idea.

I haven't seen two things more mismatched since that time G.G. and the Murder Junkies were the guest musical act on Hee-Haw.

Feng shui for poop flingers!

No, seriously.